“ Fantastic choice McCain! I know she is a woman and you are going after the suburban house wife and Hillary voters. I get it. But picking a person, who two years ago was the mayor of Wasilla, Alsaka, (population 8500) is comically similar to picking Janine Turner from “Northern Exposure” to be your VP. This election should be over, but the evangelical, pro life, and NRA numbers still scare me. Personally, I am a big fan of Cicely, Alaska (Population 214 or 215. Elevation 6,572) but I can’t figure this one out. We do know for sure that McCain loves the beauty queens. Who is Sarah Palin? And isn’t she currently under investigation? I can’t wait to see her play hockey, commercial fish, and shoot machine guns. Let’s not forget about the constant B-roll of her runner-up footage for Ms Alaska that we will have to endure for the next 2 months.
— Aaron
